My spring break story

Well on the spring break. On April 4th of 2012 I was in a free for all with Aplaud Me (Darian Coulter) on Modern Warfare 2. He was on his 5th Death Streak and he was raging! Then all of a sudden someone called in an AC130 and killed him 4 more times and he was spawn trapped! Darian couldnt take this so he took the neck of his turtle beach XL1 mic and ripped it off his head and threw it against the nearest wall and squished it with his perfectly shaped bum! And that was the last I heard of Darian Coulter on Xbox
Live to this date.